god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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