ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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