I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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