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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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