I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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