I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
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His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
soo... how was my night?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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