Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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