This dress was meant to end up on your floor
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Two words: blizzard sex
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
