Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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