Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Everything about him screamed your future.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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