i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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