Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Someone shit on the floor
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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