i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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