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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.

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  Only you could get away with that.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I keeping finding meatballs in random places

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