You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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