How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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