Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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