Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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