Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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