She said her name was "party"
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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