We won't sleep together?
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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