He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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