he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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