We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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