Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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