I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Let's paint friendship bongs
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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