I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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