i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Randomize
