I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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