He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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