she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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