we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
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