I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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