you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Who died my cat blue again?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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