her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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