no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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