I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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