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seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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