after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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