We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he fucked my hip out of place.
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He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
He has the fingertips of a God
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