i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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