ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....