those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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