haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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