I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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