god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
Randomize