i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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