love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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