chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT