Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i love accidental penises.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
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Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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