WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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