i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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